Personally, I think Disqus commenting offers some of the best virtual "food fighting" out there... and no rolls of quarters are required. The president of my fan club even agrees:
Cue the music...
Update 11/27/20: This pdf was captured shortly after the thread was closed and documents all of the deleted comments which originally appeared on this thread. As of today, I'm still being target harassed by the commenter known as "Wishy" who called for "a clean break" and "ending it."
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